02 🍎 The sugar plums are rancid
Dec. 22nd, 2014 11:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sauntervaguelydownwards[There is a row of poinsettias on Crowley’s windowsill, splashes of stark white and red. He waters them, seemingly satisfied despite his awful sweater. Once he’s finished watering the plants he hisses at them in pleasure, voice barely audible:] That’s what you get as long as you’re good. But watch: the second one of your friends starts to slip… But you’d never do that, would you?
[He greets the camera with a smile, a wave, and a brief cheery message.] By my count we had violence, corruption, manipulation, greed, fanatical loyalty, and snow. That couldn't have been more Christmassy if there were pregnant virgins around.
Happy holidays. Up all of yours.
[Christmas list]
Everyone: Penis enlargement pills for anyone without a penis, herbal breast enhancement pills for anyone without breasts. For those who have neither or both… pregnancy vitamins. Make sure they’re all clearly marked.
Loki: a diary with purple ponies, sparkles, and rainbows on the cover.
Vergil: A suitable coat to make up for that furry one.
[He greets the camera with a smile, a wave, and a brief cheery message.] By my count we had violence, corruption, manipulation, greed, fanatical loyalty, and snow. That couldn't have been more Christmassy if there were pregnant virgins around.
Happy holidays. Up all of yours.
[Christmas list]
Everyone: Penis enlargement pills for anyone without a penis, herbal breast enhancement pills for anyone without breasts. For those who have neither or both… pregnancy vitamins. Make sure they’re all clearly marked.
Loki: a diary with purple ponies, sparkles, and rainbows on the cover.
Vergil: A suitable coat to make up for that furry one.
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Date: 2014-12-23 11:42 pm (UTC)So I am seeing, the hiss is a dead give away.
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Date: 2014-12-23 11:49 pm (UTC)I'll try to keep an eye on that.
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Date: 2014-12-24 12:15 am (UTC)[ he spoke very seriously.]
My father.
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Date: 2014-12-24 12:28 am (UTC)What'd they do to him?
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Date: 2014-12-24 12:35 am (UTC)Nothing, they never defeated him. He died in his quest to save humanity, it took all of his power to seal the door to the demon world.
[ he can still remember how much it broke his heart watching his father ride away the last time he saw him. but none of that shows on his face.]
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Date: 2014-12-24 12:46 am (UTC)[Crowley's 100% certain that the Admiral is not a demon; he never would've taken this job if he suspected otherwise.
Plus he can smoke here. That proves it isn't Hell.</small]
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Date: 2014-12-24 12:51 am (UTC)[ Vergils judging that cigarette, but not enough to care.]
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Date: 2014-12-24 12:53 am (UTC)[Not an angel either, he's pretty sure.]
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Date: 2014-12-24 01:24 am (UTC)They may have been at some point but no more.
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Date: 2014-12-24 01:47 am (UTC)[ He spoke with no ounce of shame.]
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Date: 2014-12-24 03:32 am (UTC)[ ALL pride.]
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