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[It’s a new face, but a transmission that’s been made scores of times. This time the speaker is a dark-haired young man with great cheekbones, wearing sunglasses and a bewildered expression. He’s standing on the deck a healthy distance from the chapel, and when he speaks his voice is British, clipped, and dry.]
All right, when’s the next stop? I want to get off. Getting shanghaied onto Twilight Zone Cruise Lines is bad enough, but the maniacal holiday displays and the church are starting to make me nervous. I am not sitting through a Christmas sermon or anyone’s rendition of “Away in a Manger.”
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[Crowley had mostly been blowing hot air on the network; in truth the decorations delight him. They spark up an idea, and as soon as it flashes through his mind it takes hold and he knows he has to do it – it’s too tempting. There are cut trees everywhere, and a Greenhouse.
A smirk grows on his lips.
He wrestles an especially bright small tree through the Greenhouse door, dragging it to a spot directly in front of an array of orchids.] Pretty, hmm? [he asks the plants around him. He enjoys talking to – or rather threatening – greenery.] So shiny and delicate. Enjoy it, take a good look. [He tipped the tree, letting the water from the stand drain out.] Someday, this might be you.
[It’s a new face, but a transmission that’s been made scores of times. This time the speaker is a dark-haired young man with great cheekbones, wearing sunglasses and a bewildered expression. He’s standing on the deck a healthy distance from the chapel, and when he speaks his voice is British, clipped, and dry.]
All right, when’s the next stop? I want to get off. Getting shanghaied onto Twilight Zone Cruise Lines is bad enough, but the maniacal holiday displays and the church are starting to make me nervous. I am not sitting through a Christmas sermon or anyone’s rendition of “Away in a Manger.”
[Deck/Greenhouse spam]
[Crowley had mostly been blowing hot air on the network; in truth the decorations delight him. They spark up an idea, and as soon as it flashes through his mind it takes hold and he knows he has to do it – it’s too tempting. There are cut trees everywhere, and a Greenhouse.
A smirk grows on his lips.
He wrestles an especially bright small tree through the Greenhouse door, dragging it to a spot directly in front of an array of orchids.] Pretty, hmm? [he asks the plants around him. He enjoys talking to – or rather threatening – greenery.] So shiny and delicate. Enjoy it, take a good look. [He tipped the tree, letting the water from the stand drain out.] Someday, this might be you.
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Date: 2014-12-14 02:20 am (UTC)At least, not until they have done what they wanted with you.
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Date: 2014-12-14 03:21 am (UTC)That sounds sexier than I think you meant.
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Date: 2014-12-14 04:03 am (UTC)What is your name?
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Date: 2014-12-14 04:06 am (UTC)Crowley. A.J. Crowley. And yours?
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Date: 2014-12-14 04:25 am (UTC)But I am known as the God of Mischief.
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Date: 2014-12-14 04:27 am (UTC)Hi.
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Date: 2014-12-14 04:34 am (UTC)Indeed I am.
But I would advise you not to believe everything you may have heard.
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Date: 2014-12-14 05:32 am (UTC)I have many children, including a snake, a horse and a wolf.
I am so jealous of all the other gods in Asgard that I only wish for their demise and all I feel for them is hatred.
I will likely be on this Barge for a very long time.
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Date: 2014-12-14 05:50 am (UTC)[Video -> Private]
Date: 2014-12-14 06:16 am (UTC)My turn, yes?
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Date: 2014-12-14 06:22 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2014-12-14 06:32 am (UTC)I caused the Spanish Inquisition.
I caused the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.
I created spam e-mail.
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Date: 2014-12-14 06:39 am (UTC)[He never paid Midgard enough attention to get those references and hasn't yet done enough research or reading here.]
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