sauntervaguelydownwards: (no escape from reality)
Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] sauntervaguelydownwards) wrote2014-12-13 03:49 pm

01 🍎 Pleased to meet you; hope you guessed my name

[Video]
[It’s a new face, but a transmission that’s been made scores of times. This time the speaker is a dark-haired young man with great cheekbones, wearing sunglasses and a bewildered expression. He’s standing on the deck a healthy distance from the chapel, and when he speaks his voice is British, clipped, and dry.]

All right, when’s the next stop? I want to get off. Getting shanghaied onto Twilight Zone Cruise Lines is bad enough, but the maniacal holiday displays and the church are starting to make me nervous. I am not sitting through a Christmas sermon or anyone’s rendition of “Away in a Manger.”


[Deck/Greenhouse spam]
[Crowley had mostly been blowing hot air on the network; in truth the decorations delight him. They spark up an idea, and as soon as it flashes through his mind it takes hold and he knows he has to do it – it’s too tempting. There are cut trees everywhere, and a Greenhouse.

A smirk grows on his lips.

He wrestles an especially bright small tree through the Greenhouse door, dragging it to a spot directly in front of an array of orchids.
] Pretty, hmm? [he asks the plants around him. He enjoys talking to – or rather threatening – greenery.] So shiny and delicate. Enjoy it, take a good look. [He tipped the tree, letting the water from the stand drain out.] Someday, this might be you.
orderfromchaos: (weary)

[personal profile] orderfromchaos 2014-12-14 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's not much of a church, if that's any consolation.
strangehistorian: (the warden)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-12-14 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
The ship comes into port every two and a half months, on average!
orderfromchaos: (unremarkable)

[personal profile] orderfromchaos 2014-12-14 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think we could cooperate long enough to a get a choir together, to be honest.
strangehistorian: (the warden)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-12-14 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
It is difficult to say! Unfortunately, ports are not an opportunity to leave.
strangehistorian: (the warden)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-12-14 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
When the ship takes off, you'll simply find yourself on it!
strangehistorian: (the helpful)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-12-14 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
A complicated question! You'll be living here, for one, but we'll try to make you comfortable!
strangehistorian: (the helpful)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-12-14 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, think of this as a rehabilitation facility! You'll be paired with a warden, who will help you evaluate the choices you've made.
tricksandmischief: (Stare)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
It seems they make very frequent pick-ups and not so many are let leave.

At least, not until they have done what they wanted with you.
strangehistorian: (the warden)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-12-14 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.
isahumanbeing: (12)

video

[personal profile] isahumanbeing 2014-12-14 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Not even bothering to look up what what he's doing when he replies.]

You can get off next stop; you'll wake right back up in your cabin when we leave.

Oh, and don't touch any Christmas jumpers. Welcome aboard.
isahumanbeing: (10)

video

[personal profile] isahumanbeing 2014-12-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He smirks because oh he could be a dick] Well, you can touch one and find out.

Or just believe me when I say you will be infected with Holiday Cheer against your will.
tricksandmischief: (Amusement)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you consider redemption to be 'sexy'.
tricksandmischief: (Care less)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
A lecherous villain?

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