sauntervaguelydownwards: (no escape from reality)
Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] sauntervaguelydownwards) wrote2014-12-13 03:49 pm

01 🍎 Pleased to meet you; hope you guessed my name

[Video]
[It’s a new face, but a transmission that’s been made scores of times. This time the speaker is a dark-haired young man with great cheekbones, wearing sunglasses and a bewildered expression. He’s standing on the deck a healthy distance from the chapel, and when he speaks his voice is British, clipped, and dry.]

All right, when’s the next stop? I want to get off. Getting shanghaied onto Twilight Zone Cruise Lines is bad enough, but the maniacal holiday displays and the church are starting to make me nervous. I am not sitting through a Christmas sermon or anyone’s rendition of “Away in a Manger.”


[Deck/Greenhouse spam]
[Crowley had mostly been blowing hot air on the network; in truth the decorations delight him. They spark up an idea, and as soon as it flashes through his mind it takes hold and he knows he has to do it – it’s too tempting. There are cut trees everywhere, and a Greenhouse.

A smirk grows on his lips.

He wrestles an especially bright small tree through the Greenhouse door, dragging it to a spot directly in front of an array of orchids.
] Pretty, hmm? [he asks the plants around him. He enjoys talking to – or rather threatening – greenery.] So shiny and delicate. Enjoy it, take a good look. [He tipped the tree, letting the water from the stand drain out.] Someday, this might be you.
punched_hitler: [tfa] (remember the cyclone?)

[personal profile] punched_hitler 2014-12-17 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
No one's making you go to church.

But getting off at the next stop wouldn't do you much good. You'll end up right back on when we leave.
punched_hitler: [tfa] (looking sharp)

[personal profile] punched_hitler 2014-12-18 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Although it's not so much a church as a place anybody can go, I think.

Something like that, I guess, yeah. This'd be my first experience with one.
punched_hitler: [tfa] (remember the cyclone?)

[personal profile] punched_hitler 2014-12-22 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you might just consider it true.

Are you not so lucky, then? [As in, have you got more experience than just this one?]
punched_hitler: [tfa] (signing autographs)

[personal profile] punched_hitler 2014-12-25 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think so?

Well, there are a couple of non-horror stories, too, to go with them.