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[Crowley has kept his new powers virtually under wraps, using the new abilities to please himself alone: he adds a few more rooms to his cabin, updates all of his cutting-edge furniture, and does a few truly hideous things to houseplants that dramatically thrive in terror.
Now he's gotten bored, and has decided to treat the Barge to a bit of music. On loop.]
Enjoying the soundtrack? I'll change the song if anyone can suggest a better one. ["Better" here meaning "even more annoying."]
[Port spam (current)]
[Paris is a nice return to normality for Crowley. He's been before, and walking the familiar streets is almost comforting. No magic to worry about, no monsters beyond those he shares a boat with, and the food is exquisite - he missed that. The limitless credit cards he wished up for himself are serving him well, and he takes the opportunity to spoil himself.
Fancy cigarettes. Good wine. New suits. A Maserati Granturismo.
He careens down the crowded city streets at 120kph, getting away with it simply because humans know it's physically impossible; he rents a floor of a five-star hotel; he haunts the most expensive restaurants and shames the waiters; he hits nightclubs and usually walks out with at least one gorgeous young Parisian.
It's a good port.]
[Crowley has kept his new powers virtually under wraps, using the new abilities to please himself alone: he adds a few more rooms to his cabin, updates all of his cutting-edge furniture, and does a few truly hideous things to houseplants that dramatically thrive in terror.
Now he's gotten bored, and has decided to treat the Barge to a bit of music. On loop.]
Enjoying the soundtrack? I'll change the song if anyone can suggest a better one. ["Better" here meaning "even more annoying."]
[Port spam (current)]
[Paris is a nice return to normality for Crowley. He's been before, and walking the familiar streets is almost comforting. No magic to worry about, no monsters beyond those he shares a boat with, and the food is exquisite - he missed that. The limitless credit cards he wished up for himself are serving him well, and he takes the opportunity to spoil himself.
Fancy cigarettes. Good wine. New suits. A Maserati Granturismo.
He careens down the crowded city streets at 120kph, getting away with it simply because humans know it's physically impossible; he rents a floor of a five-star hotel; he haunts the most expensive restaurants and shames the waiters; he hits nightclubs and usually walks out with at least one gorgeous young Parisian.
It's a good port.]
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Date: 2015-05-21 08:37 pm (UTC)[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-21 08:40 pm (UTC)[ Directed at Crowley, before he looks to Tiffany from the mirror.]
No, that would be unbecoming, unless that is what you would like to try. Fashion matters, yes but you should be comfortable.
[ he looked back out the side of the car watching the city speed by, thinking how much it has changed.]
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-21 09:08 pm (UTC)Inglese, madre stronzo. And I won't, not in public.
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Date: 2015-05-21 09:37 pm (UTC)[She's so lost; fuck you guys and your Italian.]
And I don't look good in sundresses. Don't got the figure for it.
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Date: 2015-05-21 09:39 pm (UTC)[ he fought the urge to punch Crowley in the back of the head.]
Are you sure? I think you do, namely if your hair gets done. [ Says the man whose hair is starting to curl at the ends because its gotten longer than he likes.]
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-21 10:07 pm (UTC)[Good, nobody do anything that makes the driver crash. It's a big enough risk already, the way he's somehow speeding through the traffic snarls.]
So now it's a stylist, then shopping, then racing, then dinner. How did this day get so busy?
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Date: 2015-05-21 10:14 pm (UTC)[But it's definitely not styled at the moment. She tugs at the ends, studying it.]
Y'all think you can make me look really, really pretty?
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Date: 2015-05-21 10:21 pm (UTC)[ He looked back to her finally.] Pretty is for girls, You are already beautiful in your own way Tiffany, it's just a means to project it more.
[ Then he looked back out the side, a little sicked with himself for saying that, because he hates sentiment, but Paris has a way with him.]
And Crowley, I never agreed to stay with you all day. I have to find a certain cemetery before we leave.
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-21 10:38 pm (UTC)Exactly. And a makeover never hurt anyone. What do you say?
Haircut before cemetery. Got to look nice for all those dead girls, right?
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Date: 2015-05-21 10:40 pm (UTC)[Though she mouths the word beautiful a couple of times, savoring it. It's always nice to hear.]
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-21 10:43 pm (UTC)[ he says it without any of the usual bit.]
You know me so well, Anthony. Fine, onward then.
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-21 11:04 pm (UTC)[There's no bite in Crowley's voice either. Driving calms him like little else does, especially when it infuriates all the other motorists. There's a parking space directly outside Carita and it just so happens there are appointment openings available. (In Crowley's world, reservations are something that happen to other people.)]
Now we just have to find a coiffeur who speaks English.
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-21 11:08 pm (UTC)We getting out here?
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Date: 2015-05-21 11:10 pm (UTC)[ He spoke again, stepping over the edge from the backseat. Normally he would try to be a gentlemen and get the car door for Tiffany, but he figured she was one of those woman who liked to do things herself.]
Or I can translate for her if they do not have one.
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Date: 2015-05-21 11:50 pm (UTC)[That's what you get for walking in his car. He makes no move to put the top up; thieves won't get far on an empty fuel tank.]
Or I could. Which of us will you trust not to give you a pixie cut?
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-22 12:51 am (UTC)[She picks up her bags obligingly, but looks confused at his instructions.]
Put 'em in where?
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-22 12:59 am (UTC)The keys, Anthony, so she can open it.
[ He muttered and for once was pulling off his long coat, he had on the sleevless vest on under it. Yep he was gonna put it in the trunk too.]
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-22 01:20 am (UTC)Black leather in broad May daylight. Another reason you get noticed, even here.
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Date: 2015-05-22 01:47 am (UTC)[She slides her bags in and moves to shut it, but then thinks better of it; if he's protective over the key, he might have problems with her putting her fingers on the trunk door or something.]
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-22 02:36 am (UTC)[ Vergil moved over beside Tiffany after grabbing up Crowley's bags and his book, the book tossed into one of Crowley's bags, and he tossed his jacket, along with the bags in the trunk, taking off his finger-less gloves and puts them in one of in the pockets. Unlike her he doesn't worry about Crowley's ways. He closes the trunk. he leaves Crowley to explain the boot bit and makes his way for the door.]
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Date: 2015-05-23 09:51 am (UTC)[Crowley strolls lazily onto the curb, watching the two of them put the bags away before he locks the car.] Hold on. Let the money speak first. [And he strides ahead of Vergil to do just that, pulling out his wallet as he goes and sliding a credit card out of it and holding it up.] Something tells me you may want this.
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-23 01:59 pm (UTC)[Tiffany pulls her own wallet (brand new, of course) out of her bag (also brand new).]
I got a card, too. I could buy the whole city if I wanted.
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Date: 2015-05-23 02:02 pm (UTC)[ a rare smile for the snake. As he reached out for the card.]
You should treat yourself as much as possible while your here than.
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-23 10:20 pm (UTC)[Arguing regional slang: this could go on for years and he knows it. When Vergil reaches for the card he pulls it away.]
First say something nice about me.
[port spam]
Date: 2015-05-23 10:23 pm (UTC)[She's watching Crowley and Vergil with interest now. This could get amusing.]
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