Anthony J. Crowley (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
sauntervaguelydownwards) wrote2015-05-20 01:37 pm
sauntervaguelydownwards) wrote2015-05-20 01:37 pm
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06 🍎 You wouldn't get this from any other guy
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[Crowley has kept his new powers virtually under wraps, using the new abilities to please himself alone: he adds a few more rooms to his cabin, updates all of his cutting-edge furniture, and does a few truly hideous things to houseplants that dramatically thrive in terror.
Now he's gotten bored, and has decided to treat the Barge to a bit of music. On loop.]
Enjoying the soundtrack? I'll change the song if anyone can suggest a better one. ["Better" here meaning "even more annoying."]
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[Paris is a nice return to normality for Crowley. He's been before, and walking the familiar streets is almost comforting. No magic to worry about, no monsters beyond those he shares a boat with, and the food is exquisite - he missed that. The limitless credit cards he wished up for himself are serving him well, and he takes the opportunity to spoil himself.
Fancy cigarettes. Good wine. New suits. A Maserati Granturismo.
He careens down the crowded city streets at 120kph, getting away with it simply because humans know it's physically impossible; he rents a floor of a five-star hotel; he haunts the most expensive restaurants and shames the waiters; he hits nightclubs and usually walks out with at least one gorgeous young Parisian.
It's a good port.]
[Crowley has kept his new powers virtually under wraps, using the new abilities to please himself alone: he adds a few more rooms to his cabin, updates all of his cutting-edge furniture, and does a few truly hideous things to houseplants that dramatically thrive in terror.
Now he's gotten bored, and has decided to treat the Barge to a bit of music. On loop.]
Enjoying the soundtrack? I'll change the song if anyone can suggest a better one. ["Better" here meaning "even more annoying."]
[Port spam (current)]
[Paris is a nice return to normality for Crowley. He's been before, and walking the familiar streets is almost comforting. No magic to worry about, no monsters beyond those he shares a boat with, and the food is exquisite - he missed that. The limitless credit cards he wished up for himself are serving him well, and he takes the opportunity to spoil himself.
Fancy cigarettes. Good wine. New suits. A Maserati Granturismo.
He careens down the crowded city streets at 120kph, getting away with it simply because humans know it's physically impossible; he rents a floor of a five-star hotel; he haunts the most expensive restaurants and shames the waiters; he hits nightclubs and usually walks out with at least one gorgeous young Parisian.
It's a good port.]
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What do you think of this port? You ever been here before? I think it's fucking great; you should see my room. I never stayed in a hotel before.
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We need more like this one. I've been before, yeah -- a couple times. Thought about taking the train back to London but it's not worth it for a day trip.
Really, never? You're in a suite, right? Tell me you're in a suite.
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It's pretty high up, too. With a great view.
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You can't see the bedroom. Bedroom's private. Might have guy underwear lying on the floor or something.
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[He glances to his right and spots the familiar figure -- who else wears a coat like that? And sharply veers to the curb next to Vergil.]
Get in, loser, we're going shopping.
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[Well, look who it is.]
Yeah, we're going shopping.
[And she already has shotgun. Smugity smug smug.]
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[ He muttered in Italian before Stepping OVER the door into the back without scuffing the leather. It was an advantage of his power and his stupid height. Six two was not wasted here. He sat down in the middle looking as disgruntled as ever. ]
It looks like you have already started. [ He took another drink of his coffee ready to go.]
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[His smirk at Vergil through the rearview mirror turns into a thoughtful straight line.] If you spill or get dirt on my upholstery you're cleaning it off.
And you haven't? [He accelerates back into traffic, weaving between lanes and somehow outstripping the other cars fairly easily.] Did you see Tiffany's outfit? We're getting somewhere here. Although I personally want to see what Versace is up to, because that might be good for you. [This last part is directed toward her.]
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[She gives them both a flat look.]
And what do you mean, we're getting somewhere?
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Yes, of course. English, and your precious leather is fine Antony. I know how to deal with leather.
[ Given outside of his jacket his clothes are usually leather Those damn riding boots hes wearing are too.] One can only shop lift so much before they get noticed.
[ Guess who hates being broke. The guy used to having money at his finger tips.] And yes, I noticed, you look very nice today, Tiffany. [ THE WORLDS GOING TO END.]
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Vergil, you're wearing boots and a coat with tails in the summer. You didn't get noticed already?
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[ Directed at Crowley, before he looks to Tiffany from the mirror.]
No, that would be unbecoming, unless that is what you would like to try. Fashion matters, yes but you should be comfortable.
[ he looked back out the side of the car watching the city speed by, thinking how much it has changed.]
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