04 🍎 Some cats, they know how to fight, some cats run

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

So let’s get this straight. Giant monsters attack cities all over the Pacific Rim [aaah he said the title!], slaughtering hundreds of people in destructive rampages, and three-quarters of you dive headfirst into glorified suits of armor to punch and shoot them.

Right. More proof that the lot of you are crazy.

[Private to Loki]
You, me, Monopoly. What do you say?

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[demolitions]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

[Sure it was weird, but fun.]

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

If everyone lived by those words we'd all be skydiving without parachutes and eating tree bark.

[demolitions]

Watch out, you might've just tempted fate right then. I don't know about you, but I've ingested tree bark a number of times. You ever had root beer?

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

No, I'm not twelve.

[demolitions]

Oh, so you were born a fully grown asshole, is that it?

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

Born? That is so last century.

[demolitions]

Spontaneous generation?

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

I sprang forward fully grown from my father's skull.

[demolitions]

That sounds potentially kinda disgustin'.

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

Oh yes, very disgusting. My brother had to crack his head open with a hammer.

[demolitions]

Yeah, okay Athena.