sauntervaguelydownwards: (no escape from reality)
Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] sauntervaguelydownwards) wrote2014-12-13 03:49 pm

01 🍎 Pleased to meet you; hope you guessed my name

[Video]
[It’s a new face, but a transmission that’s been made scores of times. This time the speaker is a dark-haired young man with great cheekbones, wearing sunglasses and a bewildered expression. He’s standing on the deck a healthy distance from the chapel, and when he speaks his voice is British, clipped, and dry.]

All right, when’s the next stop? I want to get off. Getting shanghaied onto Twilight Zone Cruise Lines is bad enough, but the maniacal holiday displays and the church are starting to make me nervous. I am not sitting through a Christmas sermon or anyone’s rendition of “Away in a Manger.”


[Deck/Greenhouse spam]
[Crowley had mostly been blowing hot air on the network; in truth the decorations delight him. They spark up an idea, and as soon as it flashes through his mind it takes hold and he knows he has to do it – it’s too tempting. There are cut trees everywhere, and a Greenhouse.

A smirk grows on his lips.

He wrestles an especially bright small tree through the Greenhouse door, dragging it to a spot directly in front of an array of orchids.
] Pretty, hmm? [he asks the plants around him. He enjoys talking to – or rather threatening – greenery.] So shiny and delicate. Enjoy it, take a good look. [He tipped the tree, letting the water from the stand drain out.] Someday, this might be you.
tricksandmischief: (Amusement)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
That is the impression I am getting.

What is your name?
strangehistorian: (the warden)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-12-14 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, um.

[You have put her on the spot, and also she has a very weak sense of humor.]

I would tell you a storm giant joke, but it might go over your head!

How was that?
tricksandmischief: (Stare)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I am Loki.
tricksandmischief: (Stare)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
None that I care to give.

But I am known as the God of Mischief.
tricksandmischief: (Smirk)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He smirks.]

Indeed I am.

But I would advise you not to believe everything you may have heard.
tricksandmischief: (Smirk)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I could say you should believe what I tell you but then I am a known liar.
tricksandmischief: (Smirk)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Very well.

I have many children, including a snake, a horse and a wolf.

I am so jealous of all the other gods in Asgard that I only wish for their demise and all I feel for them is hatred.

I will likely be on this Barge for a very long time.
tricksandmischief: (Smirk)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
No? You do not believe certain tales?
tricksandmischief: (Almost laughter)

[Video]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
True and yet many believe them.
tricksandmischief: (Stare)

[Private]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Go ahead.
to_dust: (BA: Surly redbrown)

[personal profile] to_dust 2014-12-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks a bit like a rugby player crossed with an alligator by way of a chameleon: sounds as British as Crowley, but with a distinct flavor of Mummy-bought-me-a-pony public-school boy.]

Oh, please don't mention singing. You'll put the idea in someone's head.
Edited 2014-12-14 06:26 (UTC)
tricksandmischief: (Uncertain)

[Private]

[personal profile] tricksandmischief 2014-12-14 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Are these things from... Earth?

[He never paid Midgard enough attention to get those references and hasn't yet done enough research or reading here.]

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