04 🍎 Some cats, they know how to fight, some cats run

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

So let’s get this straight. Giant monsters attack cities all over the Pacific Rim [aaah he said the title!], slaughtering hundreds of people in destructive rampages, and three-quarters of you dive headfirst into glorified suits of armor to punch and shoot them.

Right. More proof that the lot of you are crazy.

[Private to Loki]
You, me, Monopoly. What do you say?

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[sauntervaguelydownwards]

Oh no? Then what would you call that en masse St. George impression?

[takeyouapart]

I'd call it a flood.

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

Right. And that makes it automatically sane. I stand corrected.

[takeyouapart]

I'm not saying it was sane.

I'm saying it wasn't us.

[And Merlin can already tell from his responses elsewhere that he's either a legitimately terrible person or just talking nonsense for a reaction, so he's just going to cut off there.]

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

So?

[takeyouapart]

[No responses forthcoming - he's gone.]